Some days I wish I were a man

Some days I wish I were a man

So, I’ve been a little bit sensitive and cranky lately… no idea why. I just wanted to take my hands and pop off some one’s head. Not that this is new for me, but the extent of my uber cranky pants was out of control! I was also in a fog. Meaning, I couldn’t seem to complete simple tasks correctly and I was not making sense at all. I actually asked for onion in my iced tea instead of lemon.

Boys and girls, I had PMS! Usually this “wonderful” time of the month makes me want to eat salty items (not balls) and nap excessively. Maybe it is the weather, maybe it is because I’ve been working two jobs, or maybe I’m just getting crankier in my old age, who knows? After a few days my brain is back to functioning correctly. I’m feeling better and more normal now.

If I were a man I wouldn’t have to deal with PMS, BUT I would still wear fabulous dresses, wigs and false eyelashes. Yes, I WOULD be a drag queen. I have no interest in being a man other than I would not have to deal with PMS. Any drama in my life would be non hormonal related. I would date some of the hottest boys out there (even though I love my husband dearly, I don’t think he would love me if I were a man).  

Alas, I am not a man, so PMS will continue… until next time…….