Today I found myself depressed. Why? The sun is shining and
I have the day off from work.
I got ready to hit Goodwill… got out to my car. As soon as I
walked into Goodwill sadness came over me… I see people wearing sweats in
public, people who haven’t washed or brushed their hair… and here I am hair strait,
makeup perfect and even wearing false eyelashes. I felt extremely out of place.
Just last week, I was walking around Las Vegas wearing a
fabulous dress, makeup perfection and I felt like I belonged there… Ladies were
wearing dresses. People had hair done. I don’t remember seeing ONE lady walking
around in sweats, hair a mess, oh and there were showgirls posing for pictures.
I’m not as conceded as one may think, but I enjoy being a
lady, I enjoy being fabulous, and I enjoy being surrounded by other people who
take pride in the fact that they are also fabulous. I think that ladies should
look like ladies, be free to express themselves in any fabulous way they see
fit. If you want have fabulous tattoos, show your fabulous tattoos! If you have piercings, be PROUD of your piercings!
If you want to have rainbow colored hair, have it as bright and as loud as you
choose! If you want to wear false eyelashes and glitter make up at 10am, I will
join you!
I think it is time to create an updated version of Stepford…
Yeah, I said it. I think ladies should be ladies and men should be men (unless
they want to be ladies and happen to look fabulous in a dress), BUT only if
they choose. My version of Stepford would bring back Martini Lunches, and
ladies asses being slapped in the workplace (because frankly, some days I would
like a smack on the ass), and everyone would work 9 to 5, and have neighborhood
BBQs on the weekend, and galas once a month!
Ladies would wear fabulous dresses; corsets, pencil skirts
and matchstick pants, and their buffonts would be in colors like Pink, Blue,
Purple, and green (if they choose). Men would not wear saggy ass jeans or
ripped pants! If a man wants to wear a tie all day, he can wear them in ANY
pattern or color he chooses. If he wants to wear an ascot, that would be
fabulous. If any many wants to rock a little 70s style chest hair, have at
it!!! Hats (not baseball caps) would be encouraged.
You could paint your house any way you want!! None of the
cookie cutter Stepford here! If you want to paint polka dots on your house, we
would throw a painting party! If you want a white-washed house that is your
choice, and we will be there with rollers to help!
You would be encouraged to have pets (but required to pick
up his or her poop)… There would be no breed specific legislation! The vet
would make house calls! My Pomeranian would be chasing your pit bull!
Ok… So I may be getting a little sidetracked here…
Long story short, who would like to help me build a gated community
that feels like an updated version of the 1950s & 1960s where we all live
in harmony?
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