Thursday, December 26, 2013

You didn't get your stuff for Christmas? SOOO Sorry for you. Suck it up buttercup.




I should not be shocked that people are so damn pissed that stuff didn’t show up in time for Christmas. I know that UPS guaranteed that items would be here in time for Christmas. I’m sorry you are upset, but Christmas WAS NOT RUINED because you didn’t get your new gaming console, phone, device, toy, or whatever. Christmas was ruined because you are a twat.
 

WHAT did I just say? YOU ARE A TWAT if you think Christmas is ruined because you didn’t get the overpriced crap you ordered. You didn’t plan accordingly. You really thought that during a horrific storm sweeping the east coast AND the Christmas holiday it was a smart idea to wait until last minute to order you overpriced stuff? You put your entire holiday happiness behind said stuff and now you are pissed off? I’m sorry that you have no idea what you are teaching your family to be so materialistic that they will never understand the true meaning behind holidays and family.
 

While you are bitching about the fact that your items have been delayed or misrouted, my neighbors are without power. I’m sorry that the holidays have been put on hold when my family is dealing with a sick and aging relatives are sick. I’m so sorry that your overpriced shit didn’t arrive while an old family friend is grieving her brother who died days before Christmas. Oh, I’m sorry you didn’t get new stuff when people lost their homes. I’m sorry your kids didn’t get that iPad on time when my friends are grieving losses that you haven’t experienced this year.



Maybe next year you could shop earlier so you don’t have to worry about paying a ridiculous amount of money for next day shipping. Maybe next year you will shop locally and you won’t have to worry about shipping at all. Maybe next year instead of worrying about all your stuff you could donate your time to an animal shelter, homeless shelter, soup kitchen, or just help our a neighbor.


Somehow I don’t think you materialistic twats will learn from this or even worry about all the people who really DID have their holiday season ruined by LIFE, not lack of useless shit! I wish everyone a happy and safe new year.